THE BASICS (30 Questions)
Name: Ricardo Aaron Lopez Jr.
Nickname: Ricky / Rick / Raccoon
Titles: King of Disco House, Lord of Sauces
Species: Seems Human? Smells Human?
Racial Background: Spanish/German/Mexican
Blood Type: A+
Birth Date: November 13, 1982
Horoscope Signs: Scorpio
Year of the ???: Water Dog
Hometown: Harlingen, TX
Location: Harlingen, TX [I came back a couple years ago]
Eye Color/Type: Dark Chocolate
Hair Color/Type: Black w/ Violet Highlights
Skin Tone/Color: Lightly Toasted
Body Hair/Type: Hairy/Furry [straight, black hairs]
Body Structure: Stocky/Strong
Kind of Build: Football Player’s Build
Do you wear prescription glasses? Yes!
Do you wear sunglasses? Nope.
Do you wear prescription contacts? Used to, too expensive..
Do you wear colored contacts? Always wanted some..
Best Features (looks): Smile, Shoulders, Hair, Cock
Worst Features (looks): Weight, Hands
Any piercings: Just ears, but they remain empty
Any tattoos: Alchemist’s Heptagram [right ankle]
Transportation: Feet, Family, Friends, Driver’s Permit!
Pets: Calico Cat [Pumpkin]
PERSONALITY-WISE (35 Questions)
General Mood: Perky, Intellectual, Sweet, Affectionate, Agressive
5 Words to Describe You: Raccoon, Nerd, Versatile, Passion, Gay
What Type of Person are You: The Ultimate Nerd!
What Scene/Stereotype: Nerd/Geek Now Openly [ex-raver / ex-loner]
What is your sexual preference? Gay
Best Features (personality): Intelligent, Nice, Caring, Passionate
Worst Features (personality): Jealous, High Expectations, Blunt, Semi-Cruel [rare]
How do you view the world? Filled with idiots who need guidance, enlightenment, and love <3
What kind of work do you do? I’m a digital artist, a chef, and I’m good at managing businesses, especially restaurant or retail!
What kind of hobbies do you have? Video Games, RPGs, Anime/Manga, Music, Livejournal, Working on Artwork, Fucking/Porn/Sex, Sweet Nerdy Guys!
Any goals for the future? Owning my own restaurant, publishing my own book, publishing my own cd, publishing my own religion.
Good Habits: Very clean, always tidying up, organized as hell
Bad Habits: Never washing silverware, leaving lights on, smoking
Motto or Code: "Wise Hedonism, Pursuit of Knowledge, Pursuit of Happiness!"
Do you have any passions? Many.
If so, what are they? Cooking, Ass, Love, Artwork, Debate, Writing, Gaming, Nerdy Guys, Game Design
Do you have any ‘issues’? A Few.
If so, what kind: I'm uber affectionate, some guys aren't /shrug
Religion/Beliefs: Varied/Many, I harbor many beliefs of difference
What makes you happy? Geeky Boys, Yaoi/Shounen-Ai Anime/Manga, Pizza, Video Games, Magic Rings, House (Disco, Gay, Heavy), Cream Soda, Aishas, Pumpkins, Raccoons!!!, and Romance
Rate your personality 1-10: 10
Rate your love life 1-10: 9
Rate your work life 1-10: 2
Rate your social life 1-10: 9
Rate your spiritual life 1-10: 8
Are you aggressive? Very.
Are you passive? Sometimes!
Are you extroverted? Usually when needed..
Are you introverted? Only on moody days..
Are you judgmental? Very Much! Scorpios have strong personalities and opinions!
Are you accepting? Sometimes, depends..
Are you friendly? If you’re friendly too!
Are you a leader? Always.
Are you a follower? RARELY!
Are you bitchy? If someone is pissing me off..
THE FAVORITE GAME! (50 Questions)
All questions refer to your favorite ____:
Alcoholic Drink: Malibu Coconut Rum w/ Pineapple Juice
Non-Alky Drink: Oolong Tea! Mew mew [or soymilk!]
Soda: Cream, Dr. Pepper, Cream Soda, Mountain Dew
Appetizer: Cheesestix, Fried Mushrooms, Calamari
Bread Item: Cheese bread, Bagels [all kinds]
Veggie/Side: Mushrooms, Mashed Potatoes, Spinach Soufflé
Fruit: Pomegranate, Blueberries, Blackberries
Soup: Brunswick Stew, Clam Chowder [New England], Leek/Potato Soup
Main Dish [with meat]: Meat Lover's Lasagne, Sushi, Gyro!
Main Dish [no meat]: Fried Tofu Plate, Caesar Salad, Pesto Pasta, Falafels!
Dessert: Cheesecake, Flan, High End Chocolate
Candy: Snickers, Bubble Gum, Pocky!
Guilty Pleasure: Garlic/Avocado/Mayo/Salt+Pepper (Romanian) Sandwiches
Childhood Food: Tamales, Coffee w/ Sweet N’ Low, Eggs w/ Chorizo
Perfume/Cologne: Realm, 211, Catalyst, Vanilla Oil
Shampoo/Conditioner: I like fructis products
Hair Product: Fructis Serum (looks like slime..)
Toothpaste: Crest “Whitening Expressions” – Citrus Breeze
Soap/Bodywash: Rum, Chocolate, and Sandalwood (BLISS SOAPS.com)
Fashion Line: Kenneth Cole - Perry Ellis - Baby, The Stars Shine Bright
Your Style: Vintage / Contemporary
Undie Type: Boxxers
Footwear: 11.5" Caught you looking here first. Not Cock Size.
Hairstyle: Short, Clean-cut, but full!
Movie Genre: Horror / Fantasy / Anime
Top 5 Movies: Tank Girl, Romy and Michelle’s, The Ring, Legend/Labyrinth,
Movie Food: Dr. Pepper + Pickle
Actor(s): John Cusack, Justin Whalen, Dean Cain, Ben Stiller
Actress(s): Lori Petty, Janeane Garofalo, Parker Posey, Margret Cho
Music Genre: Electroclash, Electronica, Ambient, Disco/House, Chick Rap/R&B
Top 5 Bands: Bjork, Portishead, Go Sailor, Adult., Goldfrapp, Sneaker Pimps
Top 5 Albums: Vespertine, Dummy, The Blue Album, The Id, More
Top 5 Songs: Grow Up And Blow Away [metric], So Now Goodbye [kylie minogue], Eternal Flame [bangles], Rock Lobster [b52’s], Penguin Freud [mono]
Lyric Line: "the woman comes into the room, she just comes into the room" - unknown house track
Video Game Genre: RPG/Puzzle
Top 5 Video Games: Faxanadu, Castlevania, Persona (I/II), Final Fantasy 3, Silent Hill, Fatal Frame [couldn’t just pick 5 hahaha]
Top 5 Video Game Characters: Relm, Ulala, Simon Belmont, Ivy Valentine, Quistis
First Video Game: Zork [commodore 64]
Last Video Game: Space Channel 5 [part 1+2 on PS2]
Pet: Ferret called Merlin
Acquaintance: Hot Japanese Guy from Olympia
Family Member: Grandma Lopez!
Lover: The current one.
Sex (65 Questions)
What turns you on? Big Dicks, Hairy Legs/Ass, Nice Smile, Glasses
What attracts you to a person? Personality and a Romantic or Intelligent Approach
Are you a virgin? Nope.
If so, why, and how close have you come? n/a
Do you masturbate? Always.
If so, how often, be HONEST: 3-8 times per day
Any genital piercings: Hell no.
Any genital tattoos: Hell no.
Your view on condoms: They are useful for casual sex.
Do you use them? I don’t do casual sex, so no.
(Male) How Big Is Your Cock? 7 inches long and very thick.
(Male) Are You Cut/Uncut? Very uncut.
(Female) How Big Are Your Tits? n/a
(Female) How Are They Shaped? n/a
Favorite Sexual Position: Doggy Style or 69
Are you a good kisser (1-10): 10
Are you good in bed (1-10): 10
Are you more a top or a bottom? I’m versatile!
Are you dominant or submissive? I’m both.
Are you aggressive or passive? I’m usually aggressive.
Been in a three/four some: Yeah, a few.
Want to be in a three/foursome: Nah, it doesn’t interest me anymore.
Ever read/seen pornography? All the time.
Ever starred in pornography? Nope.
Weirdest place you had sex: Under a shaking, train-covered bridge.
Weirdest place you have masturbated: In class.
Best sex you have ever had (if you have): My ex-boyfriend, Joe.
Worst sex you have ever had (if you have): This one-nighter long ago, bad hygiene.
Weirdest sex you have ever had (if you have): Probably a foursome I had 2 yrs ago.
Most painful sex you have ever had (if you ever have): No lube w/ my ex, Richard.
Are you kinky? Very.
If so, How kinky: I’ll do almost anything.
Any Fulfilled Fantasy(s): Yeah, did the food thing kinda once, the threesomes.
Did you enjoy it/them? Hell yes. Well, the threesome when I was single, yeah. But, I did a couple when I had a boyfriend and it fucked up the relationship, so no.
Any Unfulfilled Fantasies? Yeah, definitely a couple in my head <3
What is your view on sex? It’s great in a relationship with someone you trust.
5 words to describe sex w/ you: Intense, Hot, Thrust, Lick, Shoot.
First Sexual Experience? I played doctor with the boy next door, I was five.
Last Sexual Experience? Fucking this dude, Adrian Andrew (one guy, two names).
Do you like any of these things?
Kissing Someone: Must have.
Being Kissed: Must have.
Holding Someone: Yep, I love to cuddle.
Being Held: Equally.
Nibbling: I’m good at it.
Being Nibbled: On my neck or nipples, yeah!
Biting: I love to bite a guy’s neck and shoulders.
Being Bitten: On my neck or nipples, HELL YES!
Groping: Wandering hands are good.
Being Groped: It’s cool <3
Handjobs/Figerjobs (give): It’s okay.
Handjobs/Figerjobs (get): Yeah, it’s how I like to get off.
Oral Sex [give]: I love giving head; I could do it all day.
Oral Sex [get]: Yeah, it’s awesome to lay back and be serviced.
Fucking [give]: Nothing’s hotter than a beautiful ass.
Fucking [get]: I definitely love to get fucked as well.
Tying Someone Up: I’ve always wanted to.
Getting Tied Up: I’d be nice <3
Dominating Someone: That’s hella hot.
Being Dominated: From the right guy, okay.
Light Kink (food, teasing, stripping): Definitly.
Medium Kink (golden showers / role-play): Definitly.
Heavy Kink (blood, scat, extreme pain): Hell no.
S&M Light (spanking, biting, etc.): Yeah, sounds alright.
S&M Heavy (fisting, whipping, et.): Fuck no.
Love (40 Questions)
Are you single? Yeah!
If so, how long have you been single? Quite a while!
Are you taken? NO!
If so, how long have you been taken? N/A
Are you a flirt? Yeah, all the time!
If so, then how do you do it? You want to find out, don’t you? :tease:
Is sex a must in a relationship? Eventually, it will become a must.
How much sex should be in dating? Maybe some, it depends.
How much sex should be in a relationship? Decent amounts are healthy/rewarding!
How much sex should be in a marriage? At least a few times a week!!
Do you like to wait (for sex)? Sometimes, it depends on my bond with a guy.
If so, then how long? Well, if we’re not clicking, a LONG while.
What qualities (body) do you want in someone? Brunettes, thin/average build, hairy, glasses, nerdy look / alt. look, cute stomach, beautiful ass, and hung ^_^
What qualities (mind) do you want in someone? Intelligent, interesting, the hobbies of video games and role playing, geeky-ness, artistic ability, coding/computer knowledge and abilities, and around my level of intellect.
What qualities (heart) do you want in someone? Sweet, honest, loyal, affectionate, loving, romantic, sincere, the drive to make a relationship work, the ability to be open with me and talk a lot, making me feel special, being considerate and kind
What kind of relationship(s) have you been in? Cheaters, liars, and lazy fuckers.
What kind of relationship(s) would you like? Someone who will do anything to make this relationship last, to keep me; someone who REALLY loves me.
What was your first relationship like? Horrible; He was a bisexual slut.
What was your last relationship like? It was alright, but he was kind of immature and a little too young for anything long-term. He was nice, but just not ready for anything serious. I had to break up with him because I decided he wasn’t stable or ready to commit to anything long-term.
Are you an affectionate person? Extremely, almost clingy.
Are you affectionate in private? Hell yes.
Are you affectionate in public? Moderately.
Are you affectionate before family? Rarely.
Are you affectionate before friends? Always, I’ve even done semi-naughty things.
Are you affectionate after sex? Cuddling after sex is required for me to fuck you.
Have you ever loved someone? Yeah – they (plural) broke my heart.
Have you ever been loved? Ah.. I think so, but they didn’t act like it.
Have you ever been ‘In Love’? Yeah, a few times.
Have you ever had someone be ‘In Love’ with you? Yeah, quite a few people! :gulp:
Belief: Love at first sight: I believe it exists, but is rare and gets confused.
Belief: Lust at first sight: It happens every fucking day, to every fucking one.
What does love mean to you? The ability for two hearts, two lives to merge 100% and give each other total openness, understanding, respect, and loyalty.
What does romance mean to you? Making someone feel special, and making them feel as if they are the only person in the world who exists; creating ‘movie moments’!
What does passion mean to you? Wanting to devour (or be devoured by) the person you are seeing. Completely crashing together until you both burn up into flames.
What does monogamy mean to you? We don’t fuck, date, fall for, grope, kiss, jerk off, suck, spank, etc. with anyone else but each other.
What does chemistry mean to you? That tingle inside that just let’s you know.
Do you want marriage someday? Definitly; I really want to get married so much.
What kind of marriage would you like? Small special ceremony, then GIANT feast!
Ever plan on living together? Yeah, probably pre-marriage; try before you buy!
What kind of living arrangement? Get an apartment together to start, it’d be nice.
WORLD TOPICS (30 questions)
How do you feel about ______?
Life, in general: I’m somewhat happy.
Death, in general: Scary, did you even SEE final destination? =blink=
The Afterlife: I believe in Reincarnation.
The Millennium: It was over-rated.
AIDS and the foundations: Bullshit, half of it is propaganda..
Abortions: I’m pro-choice, so do what you like.
Cloning: I’m all for it; advanced technologies rock.
Homosexuality: I am gay, so - “it’s a good thing” – Martha
Gays/Lesbians in Military: Should be allowed, of course.
Gay/Lesbian Marriage: I want my fucking wedding NOW, BUSH!
Banning Smoking: Bullshit, I’ll smoke where I like.
Biotechnology: Again, technology is awesome; keep it coming !
Free Speech: I’m talkin’, ain’t I?
The President: He’s an piece of Texas shit. That’s a lot since I was born here in Texas as well, so there. He’s a total puppet who just reads pieces of paper he’s given to read. Of course, he can barely read so that’s pretty humorous.
War in the Middle East: It’s been over for so long, I’m so tired of it.
Our Environment: It’s not dying, quit whining to me about recycling.
Aliens / UFOs / Roswell: I don’t really believe in aliens.
Other Religions [Buddhism, Hindu, Wicca]: Believe what you want.
What should the ages be for =============
Driving Age: 15
Drinking Age: 18
Voting Age: 16
Smoking Age: 16
Age of Consent: 15
Are you happy with the world? It could use it’s improvements!
Are you happy with life? Generally.
Are you happy with yourself (mentally)? Yep, I learn more every day.
Are you happy with yourself (physically)? Nah, I need to work out even more.
Are you happy with yourself (emotionally)? Yeah, things are going well.
What do you think of this Quiz? I dunno, I made it so I’m kind of bias, right?
FANTASY QUESTIONS (BONUS!)
(a djinn grants you three wishes.
You cannot wish for more, that’s it!)
Wish 1: Meeting my soulmate.
Wish 2: Having my soulmate and I live a long, happy life together.
Wish 3: The future’s lottery numbers for the next ten years all over the U.S.A.
(you have somehow become a superhero!)
Real Name: Ricardo Lopez
Superhero Name: Leviathan
Superpower 1: Immortality [regeneration / auto-resurrection]
Superpower 2: Time Traveling [past, future, freeze time, speed, slow, etc.]
Superpower 3: Shape Changing [animals, inanimate objects, etc.]
Power Source: Glamour [aura of creativity / beauty / inspiration / works of art]
Weakness: Being seduced by an attractive male
Costume: Grey robes with a midnight blue scale suit underneath, mirror steel mask.
Rival: The Empty One. The source of all depression, guilt, fear, and emptiness.